What do you use to carry potatoes? What a mashing day!
What do you call a first aid vehicle made out of potatoes? It was starch raving mad. Get it?! What do you call a yam with a broom? A hesi-tater.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. The Silence of the Yams.
Because my carbo-hide-rate was so good. What did the father potato say to his daughter before her football game? What do you call a stolen yam? What do you call a baby potato?
Maybe," Manning said. I'm impressed. Crashed potato. A rotate-o.
Peyton Manning: "Do you bring Eli? What do you get when you put an elephant and a load of potatoes together? Edgar Allen Poe-tato. I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes. A tater-taunt. What do you get when you cross a tater with a race car?
Square roots. A sweep potato.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? On Sunday though, Manning may have won the trash-talk battle with the best roast of all. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes. He's more of a dome quarterback," Brady quipped. Why did the potato salad blush?
Nearly every country, from Ireland and Mexico to Puerto Rico and beyond have a beloved potato dish. Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes? What do you call a good-looking french fry? A couch potato. What jookes you call a spinning potato? An imi-tater. What do you call potatoes with right angles? What do you call a chip with glasses?
What do you call a potato at a football game? Mashed potatoes. What do you call a fake potato? A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.
What do you call a lethargic baby kangaroo? Brady said he's impressed Funniestt looks good in the rain, "He's more of a dome quarterback.
We have Christmas jokes galore. They come in fry form and the tot variety. A medi-tator.
That makes them the perfect subject for jokes and puns. We have jokes about everyone favorite animals: From pig jokes to cow jokes and giraffe and owl puns. If you read through these and need even more jokes, we get it. You get the gist, we jo,es the genre of all things silly and funny covered. Why was the potato taken to a psychiatric hospital?
The Mash Potato. By mashing the kick button. Darth Tater.
And dirty Christmas jokestoo. Why does everyone love sweet potatoes? What does a potato say on a sunny morning? Why did I win the potato-hiding-contest?